**//A nice guy//** is a live piano-and-vocal song by LorD and Master written about the pitfalls of being a 'nice guy' in what could be seen as a 'not-very-nice' society.
* He's a nice guy * He's a nice guy * But you'll never * Know his name * He's a nice guy * Such a nice guy * But you'll never * Go his way
* Someday you'll find out he wanted you * Every day burns light into what you could have been
* He's a nice guy * A really funny guy * But you never thought to look * Beneath the surface
* Someday you'll want someone like him * He'll be the key to your happiness * You'll look but you'll never find him * He holds the one thing you don't possess
* 'cause he's a nice guy * He's always kinda shy * You never wondered why * So you'll walk on by * He's a nice guy
* Appears on //[[Polarity]]//
Written, produced and performed live by Daniel Bailey-Graham.